Recipes

I am going to share some tasty recipes with you today. I would advise you to NOT try any of these at home! Hehe. "I's" kindergarten class wrote a book recently. The book they wrote is called The Kinder Cookbook.

I am going to just type them out EXACTLY as they are written but I will add in parenthesis whether it was written by a girl or a boy.

Chocolate Chip Cookies (girl)

Ingredients: Sugar, flour, chocolate chips

1) Get 1 scoop of sugar, 2 scoops of flour and a few chocolate chips so we can eat it easily.
2) Put it on a couple of rectangle pans in little round circles.
3) Put it in the microwave and cook it for 10 hours.
4) Take them out and serve them.
Make sure they are not too hot.

Chocolate Cake (boy)

Ingredients: Stuff

1) First you need to grab a bowl and put some stuff in and stir it up with a spoon.
2) Put it in the oven and bake it at 40* for 20 minutes.
3) Take it out and sit it on the glass thing with the tall thing and the thing over it.
4) Whenever you want some, you lift up the thing and have some.

Brownies (girl)

Ingredients: Brownie stuff, water, eggs

1) Get 1 cup of water, 1 cracked egg (throw away the shell) and put it in a bowl.
2) Mix it with a spoon.
3) Put the brownie stuff from the box into a bowl.
4) Put it in a pan and put it in the oven for how long the box says at about medium temperature.
5) Take it out and share it with everybody.
6) Check the directions on the back of the box to make sure these directions are right.

Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich (girl)

Ingredients: Bread, peanut butter, jelly

1) Get 2 pieces of bread.
2) Get a lot of peanut butter.
3) Get a lot of jelly.
4) Get a knife and put the peanut butter on the bread.
5) Put the jelly on it.
6) Use your hands to make it.
7) It's done!

Chicken Nuggets (boy, MY BOY!!)

Ingredients: Chicken nuggets

1) Get chicken nuggets from the chicken factory.
2) Put them on a napkin.
3) Put the napkin in the oven for 10 seconds until they're a little hot.
4) Serve them.
5) I like the ones from Chick-Fil-A.

Snow Ice Cream

Ingredients: Snow, Ice Cream

1) Get about 10 cups of snow.
2) Then get 10 cups of ice cream.
3) Mix it together.
4) Put it in a bowl.
5) Get it a little hot.
6) Serves 1.

Scrambled Eggs (girl)

Ingredients: Eggs

1) Get 3 eggs and 5 inches of water.
2) Put it in a bowl.
3) Heat it for 12 minutes.
4) Get ketchup and forks and eat it.

Dove (boy)

Ingredients: Dove, spices

1) Shoot a dove.
2) Put spice on it.
3) Put it in a pan and put it in the oven for 30 minutes at 50*.
4) Take it out and put a toothpick in it.
5) Eat it.

Waffles (boy)

Ingredients: Waffles, syrup, bacon

1) Get waffles out of the refrigerator.
2) Put it in the toaster for 30 seconds.
3) Put the waffles on a plate.
4) Put about 10 squirts of syrup on it.
5) Eat it with bacon.

Grilled Cheese Sandwich (boy)

Ingredients: Bread, cheese

1) Get 2 breads and 1 or 2 slices of cheese.
2) Put butter on the bread.
3) Put it in the microwave for 12 minutes.
4) Take out the bread and put the cheese on.
5) Put it back in the microwave for however long.
6) Take off the crust.
7) Eat it!

Hot Dogs (boy)

Ingredients: Hot dogs, buns, mustard, ketchup, chili

1) Get 1 hot dog.
2) Heat it up in the microwave for 1 minute.
3) When it beeps, take it out and cut it or put it in a bun.
4) You can put mustard, ketchup or chili on it.

Iced Sugar Cookies (girl)

Ingredients: Sugar, powdered stuff, milk, cookie stuff

1) First get 1/2 cup of sugar.
2) Get some powdered stuff and pour it in a bowl with a little cup of milk (about how much my little brother drinks) and stir it.
3) Buy cookie stuff at the store.
4) Put the squares on a tray.
5) Set the timer on the oven for 20 or 30 minutes.
6) Put the tray in the oven. Not too hot; not too cold.
7) Take them out when the timer goes off.
8) Put the icing on.

Spaghetti (girl)

Ingredients: Sauce, noodles

1) Get sauce and noodles.
2) Put the noodles in a bowl and put them on the stove to bake for about 14 seconds.
3) Rinse them under the sink to make them cool.
4) Put the sauce on them and eat them.

Ravioli (boy)

Ingredients: Ravioli, sugar

1) Get cheese and ham raviolis at Kroger or HEB.
2) Put them in a pan with 10 teaspoons of boiling water.
3) Cook them for 10 minutes.
4) Put them in the freezer for 1 minute.
5) Put on a little teaspoon of sugar and eat them.

Charlie Soup (boy)

Ingredients: Jalapenos, cabbage, carrots, cheese, juice soup

1) Get jalapenos, cabbage, carrots, the cheese and juice soup.
2) Put it in a pot.
3) Cook it on the stove for 31 minutes on the last number.
4) Put it in bowls.
5) Makes 60 servings.

Now, if you did not laugh at least 85.6 times, you need to go get your sense of humor checked out. These are the cutest recipes I've ever heard. They also got to draw a picture of their "dish" on the page opposite the recipe. I think they did a fantastic job! I wish I would have ordered a handful of these books because I would have given them as gifts!