Not me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday, where we can be brutally honest with each other, and live to tell about it. When you are finished here, head on over to MckMama's blog to see a list of more not me's. You will be so glad you did!

This morning, I am not sitting in the dark trying to get this typed out before I have to take the kids to school. Nope, not me! I am way too organized and on top of things to have waited until the very last minute possible to do something.

Yesterday, we did not take all 4 of the kids to see The Jonas Brothers at the rodeo. Nope, what are we....crazy? Hey, do not answer that!

If we had indeed gone to that concert, there is just no way that Tutti-Frutti slept thru the majority of it! I mean come on...there were 72,469ish people there and 72,400 of them were screaming teeny bopper girls. How on earth could he have possibly slept thru that?!?

It is a good thing we did not go to that concert too, that might have meant that we went to bed way too late on a school night...and everyone knows that we never put our kids in bed late on school nights. It might also mean that I had to drag children from their nice warm beds, when what I really wanted to do was climb in bed beside them. It might also mean that I would still have 2 of the 4 still sleeping when we need to leave in less than 15 minutes...oh, and did I mention that I am still sitting here typing? Guess you got that?

Oh...so glad that I did not fall UP a flight of stairs...twice...and inflict a lovely bruise on my left shin that still throbs days later...that would have been sooo super embarrassing and I would never admit to that happening. I soooo outgrew my clumsiness years ago!

Ah, and Thursday night...there is absolutely no way that I had a dinner/dessert date with the ladies from MOPS, and since I did not have that date, I certainly did not have a great time. Speaking of that date...you know, the one I did not have, I absolutely did not get to go without any children!!! Well, mostly...Tutti-Frutti joined us for his dinner while we were not having dessert. Glad none of that actually happened...that might have been way too fun and I cannot handle that much fun in one night anymore! Wheew, tired just thinking about it.

I guess that about wraps up my week of things that I did not do. Now, head on over to MckMama's to see what everyone else did not do this week. You will be so glad you did. Happy not me'ing!