While getting ready for bed the other night...
Me to 6 month old Tutti-Frutti (who has not been sleeping well at night): Could we please sleep all night tonight? Please...
Boog: NOOO! I don't want to sleep all night!
Me: But you do sleep all night everynight. Tutti-Frutti wakes mommy up and mommy is tired.
Boog: He wakes me up too and I haf-ta stretch...
Me: Well, if he wakes you up anyway, why don't you just feed him so mommy can get some sleep?
Boog: I caaan't!
Me: Why caaan't you?
Boog: 'Cuz I only got man boobs!
...and that was the end of it...
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Another faithful night in bed...waiting on daddy to come back down.
Boog: Mommy, I need a break...
Me: Well, take a break.
Boog: 'cuz I tiiiired. (while trying to pull cover up with dog laying on top of them) Mommy, this really don't work.
Me: Well, wait just a second and Daddy will come help you.
Boog: Ok, 'cuz Daddy is the strongest?
Me: Yes, cuz Daddy is the strongest!
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