Not me! Monday

Welcome to Not me! Monday, where we can be brutally honest and live to tell about it.

I am not totally sure if there will be a link up at MckMama's today, but I thought I would carry on. I do have a pretty good not me...hehe.

While picking up a few (ok maybe not a few) things at Sam's Club the other day, my wonderful hubby and I did not see that they now carry Cheesecake Factory Cheesecake and there were not 3 different flavors in one box and 2 of the 3 were not our favorite flavors! I mean seriously, how lucky would we be if that were to have been the case?!? I love you White Chocolate Raspberry Truffle...I do!

I did not seriously debate whether or not to actually attend my high school reunion that was last night. Nope, I knew I wanted to go all along. I never once thought, well...we could always leave early and do something else, I mean we do have a babysitter so the kids are good. Nope, that would have been rude. I mean seriously, I grew up with these people!

Back to the cheesecake...after dinner the other night, we did not realize that we should have taken the cheesecake out of the freezer hours earlier so it could be thawing while we messed around so we could enjoy it after dinner. My wonderful hubby took it out of the box and removed the little pieces of wax paper and neatly arranged them on a plate to thaw. It was not me who verbally assaulted him, demanding to know where he put the little pieces of cheesecake smeared wax papers. It was really not me who then proceed to take them back out of the box and lick them clean. Nope, I mean seriously...I have more self control than that! Who does that???

It was not me who on Sunday went out in public with 3 children dressed in their pjs still, while being dressed myself in sweat pants, a baggy tshirt and boots with my hair pulled back, all because I was too lazy to get anyone dressed and ready. I would never take my beautiful babies out in their pjs. What kind of parent do you think I am anyway?

It is not my dog who is outside right now because he managed to wreck himself and has turned the lower half of his body from white to black! It is not me who is going to ask in my sweetest most sincere voice ever if my husband will clean him up when he gets home!

I am not excited that the kids are out of school tomorrow! Not that I will get to sleep in, but you never know...I might just stay in my pjs again all day!

It is not me who wrote a post yesterday and then right in the middle of the story ended with, "to be continued..." Nope, I would never leave my readers hanging like that just to see if they will actually come back...hehe

Ok, that is about it for me. What did you not do? I would steer you on over to MckMama's but she is on a cruise right now so I do not know if she is going to put up a link. I guess it is worth a try. I mean she is probably in her room sulking right now because she is not having a wonderful time at all!

Have a wonderful Monday and enjoy your not me'ing!