Kids and the funny things they say...

Setting...early one morning, before daylight, I am sure.

Boog: "Mommy?"

Me: "Yes, Boog?"

Boog: "Mommy, my tired is all gone. I ready to get up."

Me: "uh.."

Boog: "Mommy, your tired is all gone, you're ready to get up!"

Me: "Uh huh...gimmie a few minutes."

Boog: "Mommy, are you getting up?"
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A few weeks ago...getting ready for music and a quick trip by the hospital...

Me: "Come on Boog, hurry up."

Boog: "Where we going?"

Me: "We have to run by the hospital really quick before music. Come here, hurry."

Boog: "Why we going to the hah-pital?"

Me: "We have to go see Grammy real quick before we go to music."

Boog: "Why Grammy at the hah-pital, she havin' a baby?"

Me: spitting and sputtering, rolling around on the floor in tears of laughter trying to get him to tell Daddy why we are going to see grammy at the hosptial.

*let me add, Grammy was AT the hospital, not IN the hospital*
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The other night, Daddy driving us somewhere. Traffic was bad on freeway so we went another way...

Boog: "Mommy, why we going this way, where we going?"

Me: "We are taking a detour."

Boog: "To who?"

Me: "What?"

Boog: "To who?"

Me: "What? To who, what?"

Boog: "Where we going..."

Me: "Traffic was bad, we are taking a detour."

Boog: "To WHO?"

Me: (now realizing that he thinks we are taking a D to her!) "No baby, we are going another way because traffic was bad."

Boog: "Oh."
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Last night after Church, waiting on our romantic dinner for two to be ready for pick up...

Daddy: "Boog, what do you want for dinner?"

Boog: "Huh?"

Daddy: "We are going to go get you something to eat, anything you want. What would you like?"

Boog: *silence*

Me: "Boog, what would you like for us to get you to eat? Anything you want."

Boog: "Humm, I'm thinkin'...I'm thinkin'...I'm thinkin'..."

Boog: "I can't think, you decide!"
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A few months ago, outside of Kohl's, trying to get the kids out of the car and inside the store. It was the one day that it was freezing cold...

Me: "Hurry up, let's get out."

Boog: *messin around in the car* AFTER I had gotten the baby out and into the stroller.

Me: "Hurry up, let's get out, it is cold. Tutti-Frutti is getting cold, Mommy is cold."

Boog: *still messin around inside the car*

Me: "Come on, get out of the car now!"

Boog: "I don't have time for this!"
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As we speak...

Me: "Boog, come here. Let's get dressed."

Boog: "Where we going?"

Me: "Home Depot."

Boog: "Awww, Home Depot makes my legs hurt!"

Me: "You don't want to go get paint for your room?"

Boog: "Ha, oh yea! I was just kiddin'."