Not me! Monday

Welcome to Not me! Monday, where we can be brutally honest and live to tell about it.

When my youngest sweet baby fell into the toy box this morning head first, it was not me who paused long enough to find my phone to snap a quick picture before I rescued him. Nope, not me I would never risk my baby's comfort just to get a picture! I also would never admit that I wish my camera had been close so I could have gotten a better one.

It is not the same sweet, youngest child of mine that has recently discovered that he can climb...on everything! Nope, he is still little and shows no sign of interest in getting into or on top of things! Good thing too!

My sweet baby is also not already 13 months old! Good greif, where does the time go?! He is not still the size of a 9 or 10 month old either. Nope, he is huge!

It totally does not baffle me that he eats everything you put in front of him and a lot of it and still is not growing that fast. I do not find it strange that all of my other kids were chunky monks by this age and he is a tiny scrawny thing. Nope, I would never pass my time comparing the size of my children.

It is not me who has not been sleeping lately. Nope, I sleep like a dream as soon as I hit the pillow. You know...like a man!

It is also not my sweet little one who has been waking up all hours of the night again. Nope, he started sleeping through the night and he does it beautifully, every night.


My sweet Boog did not tell me after school one day last week that I picked him up too early! Nope, not my baby, he is waiting with baited breath for mommy and daddy to pick him up from school everyday. He has a miserable time the whole time he is there and cannot wait to leave. It was not him who wants to stay and eat lunch!

It is not me that wants to cry because my baby loves pre-school!

Last night, it was not my dear oldest child who scared the living daylights out of me around midnight or after because, "Something smells weird in my room!" What? At midnight you should be sleeping, not smelling things. Nor was it me who was still awake tossing and turning when he came in! Nope, remember I sleep like a dream as soon as my head hits the pillow!

Well, I think that about covers my week so head on over to MckMama's and see what everyone else has to hide!

Happy Not me'ing!