Not me! Monday

Welcome to Not me! Monday, where we can be brutally honest and live to tell about it.

This last week has not been a week from well, you know where. Nope, it has been relaxing and fantastic.

I did not almost lose track of time on Thursday and almost get to Boog's school late to get him. Nope, I am an attentive and organized mother. I would never do that.

I did not let my cousin, who recently moved to Seattle, have a garage sale at my house this weekend. Nope, not me. I hate garage sales, they are too much work for too little return.

I have not been stuck in a funk for days for no apparent reason. Nope, I am chipper and happy all of the time!

While we were not having that garage sale on Saturday, 3 of the most adorable dogs did not show up to entertain my kids. Nope, no dogs here. Good thing too because my kids would be way too overly attached to those dogs and would be begging almost hourly to keep them! Glad that did not happen. Speaking of not having those dogs, I do not suppose anyone is looking for a (or 3) small dog (s) for their own family to love and care for? I am sure if they were here, they would be the cutest and sweetest dogs ever! Not that they are still here though!

Today, Tutti-Frutti has not learned how to climb on things. Nope, he is still tiny and fragile and does not ever get into anything. Not my perfectly well behaved baby. Good thing too because I might have had to remove him from a climbing cube with slide that he was not standing on, and the table over by the window in the play room, he was not standing on that either!

Ok, come join the fun. Head on over to MckMama's and see what everyone else has not been doing! And if you do not need a dog, please do not leave a comment with a way for me to contact you!

Happy Not me-ing!