Not me! Monday

Ever have just one of those weeks? You know the kind...nothing seems to go right, you send your kids to bed several times with no bath, a sandwich (or in our house quesadilla) for dinner on numerous occasions or eating out just one more time because you are too lazy to go to the grocery store. Well, Not me! Monday was born out of the desire to confess those little imperfections and have a little free therapy along the way.

Last week, my precious little 4 year old did not start pre-school! Nope, no way. We love him way to much to subject him to such horror!

Said 4 year old absolutely does not love pre-school. Nope, he loves being with his mommy and daddy way too much to ever enjoy 3 whole hours away from them, even if there are 15 other children to play with. He would much rather spend his time at home.

Since I have never left my precious baby anywhere with anyone, I most certainly did not stay at the school the first day while he was in school, I did not just go to the shopping center behind the school the second day or hang out at the mall which is 5 minutes away in the rain on the third day, just because I did not want to drive all the way home and leave him in another city so far away. Nope, I trust people way more than that.

I do not have such control issues that I would suffer by not going home just because it made me uneasy to leave him and be 15 minutes away. Nope, I am a well adjusted, confident individual.

On Saturday, we were not invited to 2 different birthday parties, nor did we go to both. Nope, that would have been way too much of a hassle since they were more than 30 minutes away from each other and one started at the exact time the other ended. I would never stress myself out for such petty things as a child's birthday! Not me!

We did not have a blast at the birthday parties either, you know...since we did not go!

I am not sitting here at the computer at almost 10 pm on Not me! Monday, just now typing my Not Me's! Nope, not me! I have all the time in the world to get this done. I wojld never wait more than 12 hours after everyone else posted theirs!

I have not been so busy this last week that I totally forgot that I promised you all pictures from the actual birthday party! Nope, I am on the ball and got those posted days ago! Or not...I am not going to promise that they will indeed be done this week and put up for you to enjoy.

I have not been working on my photography blog this week, I have not spent time putting pictures up and hoping to actually be able to pass along the link in hopes of being able to snag a shoot with someone soon! Nope, that sounds like too much fun!

Well, believe it or not (probably not...) I am out of Not me's! I am sure I am not actually out of them, it is more like I am way too tired to remember any more of them!

Happy Not Me'ing! Now, hop on over to MckMama's and see what everyone else has been up to!