Welcome to Not me! Monday, where we can be brutally honest and live to tell about it.
Well, this has not been a week from, well...you know where! Nope, it has been fantastic.
Last week, my sweet 13 month old baby did not start waking up all hours of the night again. Nope, my baby sleeps all night like he should.
Yesterday, my precious 4 year old did not wake up before Daddy's alarm clock and start howling and screaming at 5:20am that he did not want Daddy to go to work. He did not wake up his mommy and baby brother at that lovely time of the morning either. Nope, my kids have fantastic sleeping habits and never wake up when daddy leaves, muchless scream like a wild banchee because they do not want him to ever leave the house without them! They do not care that daddy leaves for work and it gone all day, they hardly miss him at all!
Saturday, I did not meet up with a friend so that I could get some pictures of her precious almost 3 year old daughter. Nope, I would never do that. Since we did not do that, I did not get some great shots of my boys while we were there waiting...of course they (really) are not proofed and ready for show. I have not been so busy since then that I have barely had any time to work on them. Nope, I am free all of the time and never have anything at all to do! The weather on Saturday morning was not abolutely perfect for the non-existant pictures either!
I absolutely did not find out last night that my dear oldest son had 2 more major projects due today and tomorrow. We were already working on one. Nope, he is organized and always comes home on the day something is assigned and we get started on it immediately. That would never happen at our house. Good thing too because that might have meant that daddy had to go to the store at bedtime to pick up something we needed for one of the projects. Since none of that happened, I did not nearly do away with said 12 year old boy. Nope, loving mother here...never even think of doing harm to an absent minded child. If I had one of those of course.
We do not still have to finish (well I mean start one of) two of the three projects today when the child gets home from school. Nope, remember...we are organized and together, the projects have been done for weeks!
Last night, right before climbing into bed, I did not find out that our carpooling schedule for the week had changed. Meaning I would be the one taking the kids to school. I did not panic and attempt to start getting everything ready since I thought I would have more time to prepare myself and the two little ones in the morning after the big kids were off to school. I am always completely prepared the night before on a school night, I always have everything out so all we have to do is get dressed and ready. I never do anything last minute so I am never stressed out while trying to get out the door on time.
I did not have one child working on the project that was due this morning. I did not leave my poor baby in the highchair by his older brother to munch on whatever he could find to give him while I took a shower and got ready. Nope, I am more attentive than that. I always spend every moment of everyday trying to please my children. I would never leave them cooped up in a highchair in the care of an older sibling just so I could get a shower and get ready for my mom's group meeting today. I do not go to mom's group meetings, remember I spend every moment of everyday with my kids!
None of that was happening, we were not late and everything was going smoothly, and Tutti-Frutti did not get into the dog's water dish as we were
Oh, did I mention that I did not have to go to the bank yesterday to cancel my debit card because of some bogus internet charges? Nope, we did not have 5 bogus charges on our statement totaling over $350! We are careful who we give our card number to and never have any sort of problem with them!
Yea, my week has been a doozie! And I am not dreading doing it all over again! Yay! I love Monday's! Now go on over to Mckmama's and see what everone else has not been up to!
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