Not me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday, where we can be brutally honest with each other, and live to tell about it. When you are finished here, head on over to MckMama's blog to see a list of more not me's. You will be so glad you did!

Last week...I was not in the Top 10 on the original Not me! Monday on MckMama's blog! Nope, not me, I am not lucky enough to have that happen, again!

Wednesday, we did not take Tutti-Frutti back to the surgeon and get a clean bill of health! Yay! He is fully recovered from all things surgery...tape strips, stitches and all!

Thursday, we did not meet some friends at the fountains and have a great time! Nope, not us...we do not have wonderful friends like that.

Thursday was also not Tutti-Frutti's first time in the swimming pool either. Since it was not, there is no way you will find pictures to prove it...and if you did, he certainly would not look like he was having a great time, cold water and all!

While in the pool with Tutti-Frutti, Boog did not have to go potty...and since he was wet, I would not let him in the house. I would have never allowed him to just go in the back yard. I mean what kind of parent tells allows their child to do that? If it were to have happened, I would certainly not have a picture to prove it, AND I would never blog about it OR post a picture of it! Sheesh...what kind of parent did we decide I was?

This last week, Sour Apple did not get to go on a school camp trip, before the school year is even out! I mean...really, what kid is that lucky? And, he did not have an absolute blast either! Nor did he come home utterly exhausted!

Saturday, Boog did not have another T-Ball game, and he soooo did not hit the ball on the first try or run like the wind to first base! He did not have a great time at the game.

Saturday night, the wonderful men in my life did not take me out to eat for an early Mother's Day celebration, nope, not them. You will never find a wonderful picture of my favorite men on this post either. Come on, I dare ya to try!

Tutti-Frutti has not still been keeping me up at night either. Good thing too because I just might be totally exhausted by now from lack of sleep!

I am totally NOT starting to really freak out like a mad woman because our Disney trip is quickly approaching and I feel like I have done NOTHING to prepare for it! That is really sooo not like me! (To not be prepared that is...I am a total freak out kind of person!)

UGG!! I totally did not just go upstairs to my laundry room to start a load of laundry and find ANTS in the clothes!! Good thing, that might just be enough to throw me over the edge today and we would not want that, trust me!

This afternoon when Daddy got home, I did not go Mother's Day shopping for me with him and the kids. Nope, he does all of his shopping WEEKS before the big event. *Side note...I did not help pick my gift or even see it for that matter, UNTIL they had wrapped it later.

After the shopping spree, we did not go to Chipotle for dinner. Nope, not us. We ate out last night and we would never even consider eating out 2 nights in a row!

When we got home, I did not go upstairs to the laundry room and lead a murder/suicide with the ants. Nope, I am a lover of all things living, even the most tiny awful creature of all. So, nope that was not me heading up the stairs armed with caulk and murderous thumbs! That said, I think I might have gotten rid of the majority of them, only time will tell. I am afraid to go look now!

Now, go on over to My Charming Kids, before I blow a gasket over here, and see what everyone else has not been up to...hopefully this will be the last you will hear of ants around this place!