Falsely Accused

Poor little Boog. Today he was falsely accused...

guess that is what happens when your big brother finds brown stuff on your leg and on your lower back.

Sour Apple (loudly): "Boog! Go down stairs and find Momma."

Boog (screeching): "Why?"

Sour Apple: "Is that poop? Did you poop in your pants? Boog! You pooped! Go find Momma! MOMMA!"

Boog (crying at this point): "I did not poop in my pants!"

Daddy: "Do you need to poo poo? Come in here and get on the potty!"

Boog: "I do not need to poo poo!" (you guessed it...screeching!)

Daddy: "Get in here and get on the potty!"

Boog: "I do not need to potty."

Daddy (looking in the underwear) "There is no poop in there. But there is poop on his leg and back." (wiping what appears to be poop from Boog) "That is not poop! It is chocolate!"

Boog: "I told you I did not poop!"

Sour Apple: "Then what was that on his leg?"

Daddy: "Chocolate, he had a granola bar earlier!"

Poor Boog...falsely accused.