This week, we are doing a little something different again, remember Not my child! Monday? Did you almost die of embarrassment when your child yelled from across a friend's pool, "Can I just pee in the pool?" Want to pull your hair out when you found gum in your dog's hair? Well don't! Mothers aren't perfect and neither are children. Let's 'fess up today because it's Not my child! Monday!
A few weeks ago, it was not my child that declared, "That scared the crap out of me!" Nope, not my child, we do not use words like that!
It was not the same child that asked what was for lunch one day, I answered, "rice." To which he asked, "Pople (Chipotle) rice?" When I said no, it was rice from home, he declared, "You gotta be kiddin' me!"
It was also not my child (yep, the same one) that told me, "Mommy, I'm still not Sour Apple's brother!" I say, "Why not?" To which I hear, "Cuz he still beez mean da me!" Well, alrighty then!
A few months back when we discovered a cracked toilet lid, it was not my precious child that automatically began blaming daddy for the broken lid, wanting to know why daddy broke the toilet, and if daddy broke it with his butt and then said, "Dang, Daddy has a strong butt!" (sidenote...it was not then me who laughed hysterically!)
It was not that same child that said (out loud, I might add) that he wished daddy could have a baby in his tummy!
And finally, it is not all of my children who are tucked soundly in their beds AND sleeping tonight BEFORE 8:30pm! Nope, not my kids! I am not that lucky and they are certainly not that tired!
Hope you enjoyed the twist on the Monday confessions, if you did, head on over to MckMama's and see what everyone else's kids have not been doing! I am sure you will be glad you did!
Too funny! I have one child too that's hmmm... How do you put it? More "honest" than the other.
ReplyDeleteI thought I'd visit your blog because you posted late too (just as I did) and might not get quite as much traffic.